don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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