Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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