remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
The power of my boobs compel you
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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