How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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