I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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