shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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