Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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