My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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