Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
