i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
