don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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