How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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