WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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