I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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