You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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