problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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