I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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