Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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