1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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