You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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