Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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