and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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