random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
