I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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