I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Is Oprah even human
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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