in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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