is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
