The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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