About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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