think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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