brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just pynch a tree in the face
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I still have a little drunk in my system
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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