We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
