And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
