Buhtt sex?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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