When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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