2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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