so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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