You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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