you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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