so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
this is an emotional support booty call
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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