these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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