at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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