There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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