You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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