did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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