If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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