I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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