i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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