just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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