I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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