i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
sex in a hospital.. check
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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