why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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