i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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