just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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