She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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